Relevant information: My name is Sarah. 18. I like books and I like Nutella and I like beautiful words from beautiful people and I like committing carefully calculated grammatical crimes, and also accidental alliteration.
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
Clara Oswald (via stay-safe-stay-strong)
Jenny: It's beautiful.
Strax: Should I destroy it?
Vastra: Shut up, Strax.
Strax: The heart is a relatively simple thing.
Madam Vastra: I have not found it to be so.