Relevant information: My name is Sarah. 18. I like books and I like Nutella and I like beautiful words from beautiful people and I like committing carefully calculated grammatical crimes, and also accidental alliteration.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
(x)
SO, THAT’S DONE.
How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
(Source: bstinsons)
m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
Clara Oswald (via stay-safe-stay-strong)
For the glory of the sontaran empire!
nerd humor.
Jenny: It's beautiful.
Strax: Should I destroy it?
Vastra: Shut up, Strax.
Strax: The heart is a relatively simple thing.
Madam Vastra: I have not found it to be so.
Can I just say…
(Source: seasongr8killedme)