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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.

stuckwithartblock:

to anyone who might be struggling with college, remember that sometimes it’s ok to not go to school!
-Eli

stuckwithartblock:

to anyone who might be struggling with college, remember that sometimes it’s ok to not go to school!

-Eli

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Meanwhile, the presumed stockpile of penis photos taken by Hollywood actors remains curiously untouched

A line from an EW article questioning why it’s only women in Hollywood who have their privacy violated x (via pansycakeofwesteros)

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darkfliercynthia:

darkfliercynthia:

how the hell are some of u guys 13/14

when i was that age i was unironically watching shitty amvs on youtube and roleplaying on gaia

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BACK IN MY DAY SMUT FICS WERE CALLED LEMONS

BOYXBOY DONT LIKE DONT READ

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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weepingangel221b:

musicalflashinglights:

queerpunkhamlet:

overlypolitebisexual:

as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens

you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent

keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.

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well done supernatural fandom, well done

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thisiswintermute:

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!

thisiswintermute:

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!

onlyblackgirl:

My white teacher was like:

"9/11 is arguably the worst thing to ever happen in the United States" 

All the pocs in the class, all 3 of us were like:

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thisiswintermute:

otpprompts:

If one or multiple members of your OTP/3 are male, imagine them trying desperately to find a place to change their screaming child’s diaper in a public place where the only changing table is in a busy woman’s bathroom. 

… Coulson would just do it out in the open and Clint would glare at anyone who dares to have an opinion…